She's JV to your varsity
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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