My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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