I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
accomplished twins. life is a go
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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