Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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