I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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