Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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