Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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