I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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