I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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