She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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