That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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