i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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