whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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