Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I currently don't understand fingers.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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