Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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