is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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