She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize