i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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