a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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