once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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