I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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