I wish i was in the wii world.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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