I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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