Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you will always have a special place in my vag
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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