porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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