Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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