Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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