It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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