if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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