So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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