I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
