I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
You can't just leave with hair like that
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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