No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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