i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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