Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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