i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Girls should come with a carfax report
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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