Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
