even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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