I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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