If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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