Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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