I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
