So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Randomize
