try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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