i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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