People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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