Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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