Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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