You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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