I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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