You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
either way he was missing a nipple.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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