what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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