Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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