when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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