Reggie can tackle my bush.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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